by Luke Ruggenberg
Folks on the North American continent are ringing in the New Year with ice chips in their blood – it’s cold, people! Really, really cold! Which means some of us are dreaming of warmer days, of spending time outside, maybe golfing, maybe swimming, maybe finally starting that garden…If you’re in the latter category and are fantasizing about what you’ll do when the soil gets warm enough to pop in a seed, then this book is for you. Something’s gotta talk you out of getting your nails dirty. And if this hilarious tome doesn’t do the trick, well…you get what you deserve.